Friday, December 26, 2008

Merpy Chrismukah!

I can't freakin' WAIT for 2009!  The past few years have been so nutsy that I am dearly hoping for something that comes close to an average life in the new year. 

Lately my existence has been about the dog.  Phoebe has separation anxiety.  Badly.  She apparently barks insanely whenever I leave the apartment.  Which, needless to say, is pissing off the neighbours.  So, I am confined until further notice.  Well, that isn't entirely true.  I get to leave in increasing increments while I teach her that it is OK for mummy to leave - the world will not, in fact, end.  I *am* coming back. 

I also, when the vet's professional opinion concurred with my thoroughly not-professional but fairly Internet savvy opinion, made the decision to medicate her.  Yes, my dog also has The Crazy and is on meds for it.  Sigh.   But I was reassured that it was the right decision (and got a little warm, fuzzy feeling) when she told me that not a lot of people would go to the lengths that I am going to in order to keep this kind of dog.  Also that if I did have to give her up, she thought that Phoebe would be in and out of the pound for the rest of her life.  The vet may have had a hidden agenda by telling me this (i.e. keeping another dog out of the pound), but I actually believe her.  Phoebe is capital letters NOT EASY.  As much as I love her, she should never have been allowed to be adopted out to me based on her breed alone.  Every dog-related website in creation states that "Catahoula Leopard Dog is not a city dog".  But unless someone shows up and offers to give her a great home on a farm, there is no way I am giving her up.  

So, here I am.  Again.  Training the heck out of this dog and making adjustments to my life.  But as I am likely never to have kids of my own (yes yes yes ... I know I am "only" 34 and I still have years ahead of me for kids, but let's face it:  I got no man and no immediate prospects for a man, so kids could be a teensy bit difficult to create).  This dog, for now, is my fuzzy substitute for one.  My fuzzy, crazy, nutbar, lovable, hyper, ADHD-afflicted, totally endearing child substitute.

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